captainskydragon

Iceland: 5. hurt the puffin 4. tap him on the shoulder and when he turns around go 'oh sorry i thought you were Norway' 3. next time you see him sitting around somewhere shout 'lazy butt' and kick him 2. say onii chan over and over 1. chase him around the place shouting 'call me big brother/sister say it! say it!' (lol i dunno) Norway: 5. when he's talking to one of his fantasy friends pretend to follow the conversation when Norway asks if you can see them ask 'see who?' 4. when you see him say 'wow sealand you grew up so fast' 3. ask him if he's the capital of Sweden (suggested by lizzythehedgehog) 2. show him DenNor (suggested by

Yeah yeah so there's some bad language yanno if you can't Handle it dont read you yanno the drill or whatever . Enjoy~! ----------------------------------------------------------- Italy: Hey _____~! Can you gets some penis at the store? _____: Ummmm, I don't think they sell penis at the store other than a dildo . 😐  Italy: Noob!!I meant pasta! ____: I'm not a noob!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Russia: come and fuck Prussia ____: but but... I don't want to T-T Prussia: awww why not _____ you know you want my 5 centimeters _____: i knew it was small!! Russia: kololololo Prussia: noob

Hetalia x reader auto correct 3 Prussia: wanna be my girlfrien ____: you mean girlfriend Prussia: what? ____: you forgot the D Prussia: don't worry Frau you'll get that later ;) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ____: hey Romania Romano: IM NOT FUCKING ROMANIA!!!!! YOU (insert loads of cuss words) ____: geez sorry dumb bastard ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ____: so my mother face fucked me ____: FML Canada: w-what? I didn't know you and y-your mom was so c-close ____: no shit face booked* me god I hate auto correct !!! >:( Cana

Poland: hey girl are you like still at the mall _____: yeah why Poland: good i need OPI nail polish Poland: nipple pink ____: .......nipple pink ok one or two bc you go through nail polish like that Poland : no arg I ment TICKLE PINK ------------------------------------------------------------------ ____: did you know your bruder I trying to contact you ____: he called you twice already Germany : yeah yeah he pissed me off yesterday so I stabbed him ____: HOLYOHMYGODYOUSTABBESYOUROWNBROTHERHOWCOULD Germany : no I ment ignored him not stabbed he may be sat annoying but I could never do that to him Frau -------------------------------